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September 9th, 2008

Betta Don’t let a bunch of Chuckies roam the streets

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

“A hoard of chuckies hits the streets of New York to promote the release of Child’s Play: Chucky’s 20th Birthday Edition on DVD.”

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August 13th, 2008

Betta Do wear a Beerdolier

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

The Beerdolier takes the potentially disastrous task of carrying 6 beers at once and transforms it in to a mission of TOTAL BADASSNESS. Strap on the Beerdolier and you become the life of the party (or tailgate) ready to chuck a beer to a fellow “bro” or hot lady at a moments notice. Or in the quiet sanctuary of your own living room no more will you have to make multiple trips to the fridge in order to polish off a 6-pack - the beer is all right there close to your heart, where it should be.

coors beer beerdolier

August 13th, 2008

Betta Do see Mayor Bloomberg, Billy Joel, and Matthew Modine on your lunch break

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Kevin was walking to lunch along Broome St. and gravitated towards some Billy Joel music that was playing on Mercer. Mayor Bloomberg was there along with Billy Joel and some kind of vintage car to announce an annex to the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of fame which will be opening in SoHo on Mercer Street at some point in the future.

billy joel mayor bloomburg live!

Also Kevin saw Matthew Modine who was there as a VIP for the event. He knows him best as the likable doosh called Sullivan Groff from Weeds.

August 13th, 2008

Betta Do sell your clothes for $50

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Jimmy decided if he could make a killing off selling used dvds, why wouldn’t he sell his clothes as well? So he went to Buffalo Exchange and waited in line for more than an hour with a laundry bag full of clothes. After the buyer carefully sorted through his duds, he walked away with $50.10. Not bad for an hours worth of “work.”

jimmy makes money selling clothes

August 13th, 2008

Betta Don’t quit your job and sell DVDs in the subway

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Jimmy was going to give away about 30 unwanted DVDs to coworkers but realized he could make a killing pushing them to unsuspecting home theater buffs waiting for trains.

The first pic is “the tease” where he shows off the goods (note the Jurassic Park VHS - that’s a hot item) and the second pic was right as the transit cops came to bust the operation.

dvd hookups

dvd hookups

July 31st, 2008

Betta Don’t get a smart car

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

Here’s an artist representation of David in his brand new Smart Car.

david smartcar

July 25th, 2008

Betta Do see Bravo TV Stars

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

thom and christian bravo tv project runway queer eye

Earlier this week, KB ran into Thom from ‘Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’ at a deli in Soho. And last night, Jimmy saw Christian - the winner of last season’s ‘Project Runway’ - in Williamsburg.

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