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August 7th, 2006

Betta Don’t dig a hole then eat a snake

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

guy in the hole

This story is filed under the Why-Are-People-So-Weird category. Cy Brown dug a hole (because he could?) and after a series of subterranean adventures he finds a snake and eats it, climaxing as he does so.

read here: http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole/page1.html

dp they make snake seasoning?

“Cleaning snakes is pretty easy. You lop the head off (I did that outside, they can still poison you if you dick up and prick yourself so I left the head outside), then you skin it like you take a sock off your foot, then you just let the guts fall out.”

yummo?

Thanks?? James!

August 7th, 2006

Betta Don’t lactate in my latte

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions


Thanks, Party Mix!

July 30th, 2006

Betta Don’t be Mr. Peepers

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

Last night David got so drunk he was pretending to be Mr. Peepers then hit his head and started bleeding from the face.

david as mr peepers

The coasters David ate:
david as mr peepers

Mr. Peepers all tuckered out:
david as mr peepers

Thanks, Party Mix and Mr. Peepers!

July 27th, 2006

Betta Do go on a Float Trip

group float trip

Over the part weekend several friends of Betta Don’t went on the annual Float Trip. These are just a few pictures of the rumored 5,000 total.

david tore this branch on the highest tree
ABOVE : David’s feats of strength BELOW Casey, the original Buck Hunter
casey in rare form

Betta Don’t get beer goggles then make out with a wildebeest

-Party Mix

identity concealed to protect the innocent

Thanks, Floaters!

July 12th, 2006

Betta Don’t be a Westport Hooker

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

nice outfit

who wants hot skirts

Thanks, Casey!

July 11th, 2006

Betta Do beer bong from a noodle

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's, Guest Submissions


Party Mix almost threw up after this.

Thanks, Casey!

June 21st, 2006

Betta Do be a piggyback dad

gip e up daddddeeeeee

Lori told Ed she was getting him the Daddle as a father’s day present next year, and he said that was fine, as long as she also shelled out a little extra to get the knee pads too.

Thanks, Lori!

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