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March 16th, 2008

Betta Do make your house white trash

Party Mix writes: We decided our house needed an update so we got a size 70s grandma couch, a lifesize elvis cut out wearing a “Bacardi Gras” hat with a lay, and covered our front window in a plethora of american flag, pink floyd, rockstar pics and a KU banner…I sure hope our neighbors like us.

window

guns and jews
note the live bullets used in this display:
news and guns classy

elvis with some stuff on his head

March 1st, 2008

Betta Do The Red Balloon then Denny’s

red balloon

David writes…

So last night Stephen, Ashley, Myself (David), James, and Jessica…All decided to go to the Red Balloon. While we were there Stephen and Ashley decided to be MAJOR hipsters and get a 24 oz of PBR, while I decided to “Classy up the joint” and get a Martini. Then at about 2am Stephen and I decided it was a good idea to go to Denny’s and dress as SICK as possible…We put on quite the show!!!

red balloon

red balloon

red balloon

December 18th, 2007

Betta Don’t cover your roommate’s room with 100’s of pictures of Steve Urkel

hi

David writes:
SO CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY FOR STEPHEN THIS YEAR WHEN I (DAVID) DECIDED TO PLASTER STEPHEN’S WALLS WITH 100 PICTURES OF STEVE URKEL! ‘’DID I DO THAT!?!?'’

lolz

lolz

Thanks, David!

November 28th, 2007

Betta Do hang out with crack baby/FAS Elmo in Times Square

Ashley found a tard version of Elmo in Times Square.

tickle me fetal alcohol syndrome

November 28th, 2007

Betta Do hang out with Elmo

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's, Guest Submissions

Ashley got her picture with a cracked out Elmo while visting Times Square. LOLz!
cracked out elmo

Thanks, Ashley!

September 16th, 2007

Betta Don’t eat a rice crispy treat that has been in the road getting run over by cars

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

Party Mix writes:

I put a rice krispy in the street after the KU football game and somewhere around 10 cars ran over it…then David licked it.

david licks a run over rice krispy treat

Thanks, Party Mix!

September 15th, 2007

Betta Don’t go to the Royals game for the WT’s

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

Ashley snapped these photos of some KC Royals fans and included this poem:

This guys hair was so sick, it continuously grazed or rested on my brother’s knee.

The guy in front of us was wearing an Aunt Jemima handerchief, and had hair so sick it was like giant pubic hairs

The WT’s friend has long straight hair on his chest so robust it was longer than his hair on his head

royals ponytail

royals ponytail

royals ponytail

Thanks, Ashley!

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