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March 10th, 2008

Betta Don’t puke in the bathroom of an airplane themed bar

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Blind item: what Kansas basketball fan was seen being overserved MoMA wine and later made a mess in the bathroom of Flight 151?

flight 151 bar nyc

March 9th, 2008

Betta Don’t order a root beer at Enid’s

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

We went to Enid’s for dinner and Jimmy didn’t want to drink alcohol, so he ordered a root beer. The server accidently brought him a drink called a “root beer barrel” which was a concotion of root beer and bourbon.

root beer enid\'s

March 9th, 2008

Betta Don’t get drunk at the MoMA

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Kristi got us tickets to a MoMA event on Saturday that featured some great exhibits (Color Chart & Design and the Elastic Mind), and some complimentary wine.

Here’s James appreciating some art:
james moma

March 8th, 2008

Betta Don’t get Rick Roll’d at Union Pool

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

We all got Rick Roll’d as we stepped in to Union Pool last night. So humiliating.


March 5th, 2008

Betta Don’t get Gangrene

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

KB’s finger was so infected it turned green.
sick finger

Luckily he went to the doctor and got the puss drained out of it but they don’t know what caused it.

March 1st, 2008

Betta Don’t leave Shannon out of the Lost video game

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

The Lost video game looks sort of cool and we’ll probably get it just because we’re fans plus you get to experience the crash of Oceanic 815 first hand. We’re deeply concerned, however, with the absence of Shannon. The game is the perfect opportunity to bring her back and open the door for some nude hax. Here are some screenshots of a few of the characters that did make the cut.

lost video game has no nude shannon

lost video game has no nude shannon

lost video game has no nude shannon

lost video game has no nude shannon

March 1st, 2008

Betta Don’t get a goat cheese pizza

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Jimmy was walking home and the only grocery store on the way was the health food store so with no other options he was forced to get a goat cheese pizza.

goat cheese

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