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September 16th, 2007

Betta Don’t eat a rice crispy treat that has been in the road getting run over by cars

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

Party Mix writes:

I put a rice krispy in the street after the KU football game and somewhere around 10 cars ran over it…then David licked it.

david licks a run over rice krispy treat

Thanks, Party Mix!

September 15th, 2007

Betta Don’t go to the Royals game for the WT’s

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

Ashley snapped these photos of some KC Royals fans and included this poem:

This guys hair was so sick, it continuously grazed or rested on my brother’s knee.

The guy in front of us was wearing an Aunt Jemima handerchief, and had hair so sick it was like giant pubic hairs

The WT’s friend has long straight hair on his chest so robust it was longer than his hair on his head

royals ponytail

royals ponytail

royals ponytail

Thanks, Ashley!

September 15th, 2007

Betta Don’t turn Bettadont into a porn site cuz you can’t access it @ KCI

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

Party Mix alerted us to the fact that you can’t reach our site at the Kansas City airport because it’s classified as porn. How DARE they!

kci blocked

Thanks, Party Mix!

September 14th, 2007

Betta Don’t play beer pong on land

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Just in time for autumn… The Portopong let’s you play Beer Pong in a pool or any sizable body of water! We’ll definitely be taking this to Party Cove next year.

beer pong in a pool