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May 22nd, 2007

Betta Don’t pee like a fifth grader

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

Stephen showed up to James’ b-b-q trashed on Saturday after an all-expense-paid golf tournament. He was so drunk that he pulled his pants all the way down to pee and David was there to capture the moment.

party mix peed pants down

Thanks, David!

May 22nd, 2007

Betta Do have a Celeb-dealer

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Jimmy went to Las Vegas last week and played some table games at Imperial Palace, which is probably the nastiest casino on the strip. Its only redeeming quality was the fact that they have celebrity impersonators for dealers.

celeb dealer imperial palace las vegas

May 16th, 2007

Betta Don’t smoke drugs if you’re a horse

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

This is an excerpt from a crazy book called Latawna, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say No to Drugs.

horses and drugs

horses and drugs

May 1st, 2007

Betta Do eat the carrots at Oasis

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

The carrots at Oasis in Williamsburg are so delicious we had to post a picture. They also have pretty good falafel.

mmmm carrots oasis brooklyn falafel