As part of a promotion for the Simpsons Movie some 7-11 stores will be altering their facade to resemble the Kwik-E-Mart. Below is an artist’s rendition we found on the ‘net.
David writes: “Stephen got so drunk at Andy’s he started eating worms then threw them up. I also poured water on him so it looked like he peed then drew a penis on his mouth that was peeing in his mouth! Betta Don’t pass out around me!!!!”
Tonight outside The Abbey, our regular bar in Brooklyn, we saw a guy wearing a skirt which we later found out was a Utilikilt. Imagine a kilt but with several rugged pockets and you have a Utilikilt. While we will might never find ourselves wearing a Utilikilt the idea of a swamp ass free summer is definitely tempting.
We were forwarded this disturbing email earlier today about a girl who was drugged by a staff member of Tymber, a new club in the southern portion of Overland Park, Kansas. There’s little we need to preface this email with other than the fact that we are not suprised after our one and only visit to Tymber.
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Date: Mar 26, 2007 9:55 AM
Subject ****Do NOT Go To TYMBER****
As many of you may already know…I was drugged Saturday nightat Tymber. I know who did it to me, in fact, the table that gave me
the drink was occupied by Tymber personnel.
One thing that was very stupid on their part was to drug me being that I was sober. It’s funny how the last thing I remember is their faces.
If I had been drunk, I may not have even remembered being given a drink from the coy gentlemen at that table.
Another thing that was very stupid on their part was their lack of knowledge that I was with a large group of friends, many of which were guys, including my boyfriend. Andrea and myself were picked off the dance floor by a very polite scheming asshole. He was an employee with a clip board in hand. We were invited to “the owners” table for “as many drinks that you want.” Not even half a drink later and my entire mind was erased. To this very moment I am still feeling the effects of the drug. I am numb, confused, disorientated, having hot flashes, feeling “out of body” experiences and a headache just to name a few.
I am taking action against Tymber to prevent this happening to another girl starting with a police report. It is one thing to have some random creep slip you something in your drink…but having personnel of a club partake in drugging their patrons must be stopped.
I will make sure everyone I ever cross paths with knows my story and how scary the past 24 hours have been for me. Do these people not
realize that a drug can affect everyone differently and possibly lead to death? They are lucky that my best friend Andrea, who got drugged
as well, didn’t fall into a coma or have a seizure because of her epilipsey.
We were also lucky to have so many people with us. It was VERY clear that something wasn’t right with the state of “drunkeness” we were in. Many of my friends knew something was wrong and suspected that we were drugged almost instantly. Going from sober to unable to barely walk or talk was definitely not normal.
So, being that the last thing I remember is the faces of these “gentlemen” I plan on using that to my advantage. I will make sure this doesn’t get swept under the rug. Please forward this on to everyone you know, maybe it will trigger some memories of other ladies
to come forward who have been drugged by these desperate losers as well.
~Ali
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Links & Info:
Website: www.tymberks.com/
Tymber MySpace: www.myspace.com/tymberks
Tymber
11300 W 135th St
Overland Park, KS 66221
(913) 685-2442
This is a picture of David eating chili he found on the street in downtown Kansas City on St. Patrick’s Day. He also ate a candy cane he found by a trash can.
Jamie and Austin came out to Brooklyn to join us at the Riviera gallery in Williamsburg to see street artist Matthew Rodriguez’s show opening. We’re familiar with Rodriguez’s work but the show’s postcard alone was reason enough to come.
“You can’t have any Trix, you’re a rabbit” “Yah die you rabbit!”
Saturday’s Kansas vs. Texas game is completely untelevised in the east coast market… and that’s including the NCAA satellite packages. The only way to see the game is the $10 internet streaming version which we’ll probably pay for since it is the last game of the regular season. We just hope the quality (nerds say bitrate) doesn’t suck.
