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February 27th, 2007

Betta Do eat a Conopizza

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Conopizza is a new evolutionary step in pizza-tech. We believe it’s exactly what it looks like: a space-age crust cone filled with mozzarella and if that’s true, we are very excited. According to their site it will be available in New York City so as soon as we can get one you can expect a full review. If Conopizza can do for pizza what Dippin’ Dots has done for ice cream the future is indeed an exciting place.

conopizza nyc pizza tech evolution

(the above images are taken from Konopizza, the similar (ripoff) product from Italy)

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February 14th, 2007

Betta Don’t have you bathroom ceiling cave in

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Our bathroom developed a drip after months of rotting. Over the past week, the drips turned into a monsoon and left our bathroom with puddles of standing water.

This is the note we left for our landlord:
drip drip drip

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February 14th, 2007

Betta Do make the best Valentine’s ever

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Kevin made some sweet Valentine’s. Click here to view them!

hipster jimmy rock bedford ave

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February 14th, 2007

Betta Don’t netflix ‘The Hillz’

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

paris hilton sucks on the hillz the movie lc

We just watched the movie ‘The Hillz’ staring Paris Hilton and we couldn’t agree more with this review from Netflix:

This was officially the worst movie I have ever seen. Think of anything that could be bad in a movie and you can find it numerous times in this. First off, the acting. I stop and wonder if some of these kids are real actors or if they were just picked off the street and asked if they wanted to make a movie. Another thing is the narration by the main character “Steve 5″(yea that’s his real name…don’t ask). Most of the time it seems like he is treating the audience like 2 year olds. He keeps on referring to things that the audience has to be reminded over and over. Also, there were constant flashbacks. They treated me like I was a victim of constant memory loss. To finish off this little review I would like to say two god forsaken words… Paris Hilton. If she ever tries to act again, she should be heavily sedated and put in the nearest zoo.

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February 1st, 2007