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October 30th, 2006

Betta Do stop producing the Ford Taurus

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

The Ford Taurus is dead. Read the sad story here. You may recall that Jimmy drove the exact model pictured below as his vehicle of choice all through high school, and he hopes no one will ever have to endure the same experience.

jimmys powder blue ford taurus 1994 graveyard

October 30th, 2006

Betta Don’t miss Yo Momma NYC

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

This show is annoying but we had to watch when they debuted season 2 with two Brooklyn neighborhoods going head-to-head. Our neighborhood, Williamsburg, defeated Flatbush and will advance to the All City Yo Momma championships. Bring on the cash moneys.

yo momma nyc brooklyn williamsburg wilmer cash money

October 29th, 2006

Betta Don’t open your bacon wallet in Lil’ Islamtown

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Today we ventured to stores in the Islamic area of Brooklyn Heights in search of an authentic Shemagh but when Jimmy went to pay he realized he was carrying his brand new Bacon Wallet (we assume that bacon is somehow sacrilegious to their culture). At that point we decided not to splurge on the Islamic prayer clock shaped like Mecca and left the store.

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October 28th, 2006

Betta Do learn the smells of NYC

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Gawker has a map of smells reported at subway stations around NYC. The map includes funny icons and painfully descriptive phrases like “breath of a hungry old lady” to illuminate the smells.

Map here: http://www.gawker.com/maps/smell

smells of nyc vomit haha

nyc smell map

October 21st, 2006

Betta Do Katie Bowden

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Update 11/3: This week’s episode of 30 Rock was all about Cerie wearing skimpy outfits. Enough talk, here are some screen caps:

katie bowden cerie 30 rock not nude but still hot

katie bowden cerie 30 rock not nude but still hot

katie bowden cerie 30 rock not nude but still hot

Katie Bowden plays Cerie on 30 Rock, Tina Fey’s new show. This girl is hot in the way Mischa Barton was in the beginning of The OC; that is to say she will only get hotter as time goes on. As an aside, 30 Rock has turned out to be pretty funny after the first 2 episodes.

katie bowden 30 rock

katie bowden 30 rock

October 20th, 2006

Betta Do a country power hour

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

We have power hour parties quite often. Since Jimmy’s coworkers were coming over for this one we decided to get mostly county songs to play for them because they are from the good ole Midwest.

oh yeaaahhh ph

October 20th, 2006

Betta Don’t wear paper hats

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Last Friday, Jamie, Liz and Austin joined us for $3 32 oz. bud heavy drinks at the Greenpoint Tavern. We made hats out of newspaper which caused all the townies in the bar to stare at us, so we paraded down Bedford Ave. in our new hipster attire.

hatties

j hat

liz kb

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