KB won a free keg party and we’re calling it Kegaroke. It’s happening this Saturday, September 30th at Pat O’Brien’s . E-mail submit@bettadont.com if you want to come.
Check out the invite we designed:
David writes (and you must read this)…
“So…Most of you know that Stephen hooked up with probably one of the ugliest girls we have ever seen this weekend. On a scale of 1-10 she was a -4, she weighed about 220Lbs, ugly, and had horrible skin! She was way worse than wildebeast! Stephen claims that all they did was make out and did a little fingerbang. I believe that they had sex since James, Hope, and myself came out to the Tahoe and saw them both naked in the back seat scrambling for clothes. Speaking of that, Stephen left the Outhouse for over an hour to get with the “Mangina from Hell” which was the worst call in history. Here are a couple of pictures of Stephen and his future wife.
PS. Stephen’s name has been officially changed from “Buckethead” to “Fingerbang,” just wanted to give everyone the heads up”
“You are looking at a movie prop original.
The Fembot of Vanessa Kensington from the motion picture, Austin Powers 2, “The Spy Who Shagged Me”. This silicon puppet weighs approximately 30lbs and is the original that was used in the movie.”
I wonder if the mouth opens.
Adding fake nipples is a must.
via BoingBoing
Friday, we went out in Greenwich Village and saw the Jo Frost aka the Supernanny walking across the street.
She looked thinner than she does on TV.
We saw this fantastic illustration on the side of a bowling arcade game and concluded it was too awesome not to post.
About a month ago KB was behind Mark Pender (trumpet player for Conan O’Brien’s Max Weinberg 7) in the security line at LaGuardia. It was really early in the morning and he didn’t appear to be in a mood to be approached by a fan. Aside from playing trumpet he does some bits on the show including a long running musical tribute to Gigli while that movie was in the theaters.
The picture is pretty worthless but trust us, it was him. His only carry-on item besides the backpack was his trumpet case.
On Saturday we went with Joe and Kristi to a new hookah bar in Brooklyn. Our smoke was honey flavored.
