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June 12th, 2006

Betta Do play with a freaky bikini girl

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

Click on the dolly and drag her around. Creepy, yet strangely entertaining.


This is strangely compelling… Left click and drag the falling woman. Interact with the laws of gravity in this warped work of rag doll physics. Sheer genius. Or is it just plain creepy?

June 10th, 2006

Betta Do get OC on 25¢ beers

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Last night we went to a bar called Pat O’Obriens where they serve Coors Light for 25¢ from 6:30-7:30pm every Friday. You can only get 4 at a time so common wisdom says to build up a reserve before time runs out. After leaving we pulled a chip-and-dash at a mexican restaurant, got pizza instead and ended up doing somersaults on the floor of Emily’s apartment. Jimmy had hiccups the whole cab ride home like the drunk mouse from Dumbo.

25 cent beer

June 9th, 2006

Betta Don’t marry a cobra

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

snake man

We hope the snake signed a prenup.

From the AFP:

A woman who fell in love with a snake has reportedly married the reptile at a traditional Hindu wedding celebrated by 2,000 guests in India’s Orissa state. Bimbala Das wore a silk saree for the ceremony Wednesday at Atala village near the Orissa state capital Bhubaneswar.
Priests chanted mantras to seal the union, but the snake failed to come out of a nearby ant hill where it lives, the Press Trust of India (PTI) said.

A brass replica snake stood in for the hesitant groom.

“Though snakes cannot speak nor understand, we communicate in a peculiar way,” Das, 30, told the agency.

“Whenever I put milk near the ant hill where the cobra lives, it always comes out to drink.

“I always get to see it every time I go near the ant hill. It has never harmed me,” she added.

Villagers welcomed the wedding in the belief it would bring good fortune and laid on a feast for the big day.

Snakes and particularly the King Cobra are venerated in India as religious symbols worn by Lord Shiva, the god of destruction.

Das, from a lower caste, converted to the animal-loving vegetarian Vaishnav sect whose local elders gave her permission to marry the cobra, the world’s largest venomous snake that can grow up to five metres.

“I am happy,” said her mother Dyuti Bhoi, who has two other daughters and two sons to marry off.

“Bimbala was ill,” Bhoi told local OTV channel. “We had no money to treat her. Then she started offering milk to the snake … she was cured. That made her fall in love.”

Das has moved into a hut built close to the ant hill since the wedding.

Earlier this year, a tribal girl was married off to a dog on the outskirts of Bhubaneswar.

June 8th, 2006

Betta Don’t miss Matisyahu secret show in Tel Aviv

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One night only! Secret Show in Tel Aviv. Call 03-5188123 for tickets!

Sat. June 10th at 23:00
Tel Aviv Barby
Kibutz Galuyot & Hearzl st. Tel Aviv

poster

June 3rd, 2006

Betta Do Go Go Go Williamsburg

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Come for the Hasidic, stay for the hipsters.


June 3rd, 2006

Betta Don’t wear Topless Sandals

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Jimmy finally tried out the topless sandals he’s been hoarding since Christmas and they seemed amazing at first but fell off after his feet started to sweat. Betta Don’t!

topless sandals

June 3rd, 2006

Betta Don’t wear an XXXXL shirt

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Kate joined Jimmy inside his big white tee.

kate is pleasured

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