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June 30th, 2006

Betta Don’t use an opaque toaster

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

This toaster needs R&D funding immediately!

“This transparent toaster allows you to see the bread while it is toasting so you never surprised by toast that comes out too dark. This idea is based on the transparent heating glass featured in this issue. Although the glass does not currently get hot enough to toast bread, some day this application may be possible. ”

from Yanko Design

see thru toaster

See more cool designer gadgets (real and conceptual) on TechEBlog’s Top 10 List

June 29th, 2006

Betta Don’t see Britney (almost) nude

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

In 2000 all we wanted was to see Britney Spears naked. The events of today remind us that 2006 is a much different time, full of disappointments and broken dreams.

britney spears semi nude harpers bazaar pregant nipple coochie

June 29th, 2006

Betta Don’t know what the hell EON8 is

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Something weird is happening on a site called EON8 ( eon8.com , eon8.net , eon8.org — you have to type it in, they block unauthorized links). The timer is counting down to tomorrow at midnight (11pm central) and there are other bizarre pages on the site. It’s unclear whether it’s a hoax (probably is), some kind of viral marketing stunt, or something real. If you want to watch an “investigation” on this site go here.

eon8 wtf

June 28th, 2006

Betta Do watch Hipster Laguna Beach

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

This show deals with real issues hipsters face everyday such as the struggle to find the perfect politically ironic shirt.

the burg

Best quote: “We only drink Coors cuz it’s the working man’s beer and it tastes like water.”

Watch the first episode here.

June 25th, 2006

Betta Don’t drop the world’s most moist cake

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Kristi made Jimmy a chocolate birthday cake that was fantastic but it didn’t make the trip from Snacky to The Pub. Jimmy was last seen carrying it…

kristi\'s deliciousness

Snacky

snacky

aly and brian

Lori’s Special Cupcakes

Lori’s cupcakes were themed with all of Jimmy’s favorite things including Lost, Frodo, and Mandy Moore. Frosty!

lori\'s cupcakes

The Pub

After Snacky everybody migrated across the street to The Pub.

pubwich

June 25th, 2006

Betta Don’t let Maury taunt you

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Watch Maury Povich have some fun with a girl with a severe case of pickle phobia.


This one is pretty good too. A girl who is afraid of balloons runs backstage screaming only to run right in to a giant stash of balloons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62t8CwD9rWQ&mode=related&search=

June 24th, 2006

Betta Do watch bunnies reenact Superman

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Jennifer Shiman from Angry Alien has done another great bunny reenactment, this time for the Superman movie from 1978. This is just in time for the release of Superman Returns which opens this coming Wednesday, June 28th.

Watch the bunnies here

Be sure to check out the Angry Alien site if you haven’t seen the rest of the animations and watch the Amy’s Diary section, it’s goddamn hilarious.

bunny superman

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