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May 17th, 2006

Betta Do design your own toliet paper

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

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From Boingboing:

Liquid Shirts will print rolls of custom-art toilet-paper in quantities of four rolls or more, starting at $12 each. They suggest putting foreign leaders and stock certificates on the paper, but the possibilities are endless — skull-and-bones, goatse, the ORLY owl…”
May 16th, 2006

Betta Do show off your facial hair

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

New York City Beard and Mustache Championship is tonight at the Knitting Factory. The event celebrates Splitting Hairs, an upcoming documentary following the United States Beard and Mustache Team as they travel through Europe to take on the formidable Association of German Beard Clubs at the World B&M Championships.

bearded man

Categories include a “Patchy” division for the follicularly challenged and an “Artificial” class for the fairer sex. There will be live bands and comedians to entertain as well.

event info

May 13th, 2006

Betta Don’t Revolutionize Dance

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions


We also found this… you will laugh:


Thanks, Kristi!

May 9th, 2006

Betta Do get a Beer Belly

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

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The Beer Belly: Stealth Beverage Container

With the summer tailgating season fast approaching you might be feeling uneasy about the rising prices of beer worldwide and, as a consumer, you may be expected to incur the costs during the game or go thirsty. Since we all know that baseball is entirely unwatchable unless you’re drinking there is was choice but to buy stadium beer and pretend you care about collecting the cups after game, until now. Not only is The Beer Belly perfect for continuing your power drinking from the parking lot, it is also useful for other modes of public intake such as parks, the mall or church.

here is how it works

May 8th, 2006

Betta Do celebrate Alicia’s birthday at Plan B

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Saturday night we had the VIP couches at Plan B for Alicia’s birthday. The whole night was a lot of fun and since today, Monday, is Alicia’s actual birthday:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALICIA!

Most of the pictures from that night are on Emily and Alicia’s camera so we’ll post those later.

plan b nyc

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May 7th, 2006

Betta Don’t create brilliant folk-art

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Armed with the highest quality acrylic paints Walgreens has to offer, top-notch canvas board and hand-me-down brushes, Jimmy and KB began a new series of experimental paintings. What you see pictured below is only the first of many groundbreaking stages of creation. Subsequent layers included washes, rubbings, collage, silk screening and, finally, a perfectly proportioned red “X” centered on the canvas.

jimmy folk art

May 4th, 2006

Betta Don’t let spam and porn go to waste

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Tonight we went to the opening of Save As, an exhibition featuring prints by the talented designer/artist Adam Harvey. Each piece is comprised of something in the area of 20,000 spam e-mails composited to re-form as an image of online porn. It is conceptually interesting, without a doubt. The exhibition was at the low-key bar Stain, in Brooklyn, and had been publicized by the likes of Wired Magazine

save as bukakke

Stain: nice interiors and patio with very reasonably priced drinks

stain bar

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