About McGriddles Fan Fiction:

Selected Work:

A Morning Rendezvous

by: starlernight

Delicious tension filled the air. Joe stared lustfully across the table. It went against his very nature to have this sort of rendezvous in the morning, as he usually favored the enticing evenings and dark cool nights to satisfy his hunger. This time, however, it mattered not… he hadn’t slept the night before.

Joe breathed in deeply, letting her fragrance tantalize him. This part was always his favorite: the tease. . He would hold out as long as he could. He had never met any like her before and hoped his will was strong enough to make it last.

He had certainly been around the block a few times: Egg McMuffins, Croissanwiches, even one perverse night with an Arch Deluxe during one particularly wild year in college… but a McGriddle. She was altogether a different sort of treat: a dangerous delicacy.

He looked at her, all soft and tempting, her bacon glistening in anticipation. Just her syrupy gaze made him shiver. He couldn’t wait to taste her, her sweet and savory parts melting together into a frenzied peak of flavor on his tongue. His mouth watered.

“That’s it,” he gasped, reaching across the table for her. “I can’t wait any longer. Baby, I’m taking you back to my place right now.”

Wilmer Valderrama, or Wilva as he likes to be called, has a brilliant new show called Yo Momma and tonight we had 6 awesome episodes of it.

Word is they’re casting in the New York area so if you want to represent your co-op, neighborhood or borough keep an eye out for that.

Thanks, Party Mix!

Why so much from SNL lately? Well because this cartoon about the Disney Vault is funny as hell and you’re going to love it.

Walt Disney’s cryogenically frozen head:

Laser cats are used for good and evil, watch as the epic battle plays out. From last night’s SNL. Featuring Lindsay Lohan as the princess.

David writes:

I am not sure if you all know, but Stephen is very jealous that I bought a Harley V-Rod. Stephen wants to go cruising so he bought a bike of his own (see above). It is not that bad of a bike. It is nice because if the battery dies than he can peddle his way home.

For those of you who have not seen my new motorcycle…here is a picture of it. The V-Rod is a little faster than Stephen’s ride, but not by much.

Thanks, David!

Jimmy saw Nate Smith and possibly Paul Baccus holding a giant cross on the Quivira overpass of I-435. In their defense it is Good Friday, but there are probably more useful and less tacky ways to praise Jebus.