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April 21st, 2006

Betta Don’t Pimp My Snack

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Pimp My Snack is a site where people create giant versions of their favorite candy bars or other delicacies.

Reese’s Mothership a.k.a KB’s 8th wonder:

gimme sum

For the healthy eaters among us the Nutri-giant will be your snack of choice while the rest of us gag at the mere sight of it.

effin disgusting

April 20th, 2006

Betta Don’t get hassled at the ticket counter

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Avoid ticket counter yelling matches with this handsome luggage set from Ricardo Beverly Hills that will measure the weight of your checked items. a must have for all hipsters

self measuring luggage

April 20th, 2006

Betta Don’t use ice to chill your beer

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

tall cans clap your hands

from: New Tech Spy

The beer can is in for a technology makeover that will shake-up the beverage industry, and it’s being brought to you by a company called Tempra Technology, which has ambitious plans for their cold can technology.

The specially modified cans use proprietary engineering to create a temperature drop that will reduce the I.C. Can contents by a minimum of 30° Fahrenheit in just three minutes. When activated, the all natural desiccant contained within a vacuum draws the heat from the beverage through the evaporator into an insulated heat-sink container. It is this patented vacuum-power which lowers the temperature so dramatically and quickly, leaving the beverage inside cold.

The I.C. Technology is 100% safe non-toxic and environmentally benign, because the whole process is the driven by the simple physics of water evaporation.

The average American drinks 22 Gallons of beer annually, and even though this product would demand a large price premium over a traditional can, the convenience factor and bragging rights would make this a must have item. Camping and fishing will drivethe initial sales, and as volumes increase more and more uses will be found.

Expect the first cans to show up on store shelves in mid-2007.

hi tech gulp

April 20th, 2006

Betta Do know who wins ‘Survivor: Exile Island’

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

And the winner is…. Danielle DiLorenzo

survivor win

April 17th, 2006

Betta Don’t wreck a kite

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

One windy day in Kansas we tried to fly a kite, but the wind was too strong the kite blew up.

fly bitch fly

run like the wind

take defeat honorably

April 17th, 2006

Betta Do get a 3 Million point bonus on Elvira Pinball

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Jimmy got the rare 3 Million point bonus and beat KB and Kate handily. KB has agreed not to mention his final score on the next game in which he was being taunted and molested.

wicked pointz

hot lookin but scary

April 17th, 2006

Betta Do have a sweet home theater

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Dual definition TV is the wave of the future.

picture in picture

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