Betta Don’t Ask a Ninja
We don’t usually trust Ninjas, especially the ones that sit right next to you on the subway even though there are plenty of others seats, but this one seems to have good advice..
Thanks, James!
We don’t usually trust Ninjas, especially the ones that sit right next to you on the subway even though there are plenty of others seats, but this one seems to have good advice..
Thanks, James!
I don’t know if these people are British or what, but when we see a naked dead girl stuffed inside a copy machine the last thing we are is scared.
Thanks, James!

This is exactly what happened with the Pigeon Laxative Initiative of 2005 that took place in London and New York. It was a god awful mess.

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Mysterious “artist” Adam Goodchild is exhibiting drawings in bar bathrooms throughout Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
This was at The Abbey, but has since been removed or acquired:

And this one was at The Brooklyn Ale House:


Jimmy found a sweet NCAA drinking game on Maxim’s website.
Here are some of the rules:
Take two drinks when:
Your girlfriend correctly picks an upset by picking against you.
Greg Gumbel reminds America that he has never played a competitive sport ever.
A benchwarmer waves a towel enthusiastically.
A coach is sweating more than his players.
You mistake a women’s tournament score on the scrolling scoreboard for men’s.
There are more white than black players on the floor.
You see a Coach K commercial for American Express after Duke has already lost.
You can make out foreign debris in Adam Morrison’s mustache.
Take a shot:
When a one-seed loses.
When you lose an entire region of your bracket to one upset.
If you can name the home states for Bradley, Winthrop, Belmont, and Davidson.
If you know anyone named Bradley, Winthrop, Belmont, or Davidson.
Chug a towel full of floor sweat when:
A 16-seed wins.
Drink until April when:
You lose all of your Final Four picks in the opening weekend.

Dan Deacon is an absurdist composer and electronic musician based in Baltimore, Maryland. This video is a seriously amazing example of what he is capable of.