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March 24th, 2006

Betta Don’t Ask a Ninja

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

We don’t usually trust Ninjas, especially the ones that sit right next to you on the subway even though there are plenty of others seats, but this one seems to have good advice..


Thanks, James!

March 24th, 2006

Betta Don’t be scared of a copy machine

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

I don’t know if these people are British or what, but when we see a naked dead girl stuffed inside a copy machine the last thing we are is scared.


Thanks, James!

March 24th, 2006

Betta Don’t run around with birdseed in Bangkok.

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

shit stream on your head

This is exactly what happened with the Pigeon Laxative Initiative of 2005 that took place in London and New York. It was a god awful mess.

liquid bird shit dripping on your lip

Thanks, James!

March 23rd, 2006

Betta Don’t exhibit drawings in dirty Brooklyn bar bathrooms

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Mysterious “artist” Adam Goodchild is exhibiting drawings in bar bathrooms throughout Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

This was at The Abbey, but has since been removed or acquired:

sainte marie at the abbey

And this one was at The Brooklyn Ale House:

goodchild muff at ale house

March 23rd, 2006

Betta Do play the March Madness Drinking Game

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

thristy playa

Jimmy found a sweet NCAA drinking game on Maxim’s website.

Here are some of the rules:


Take one drink when:
The lower seed wins.
You hear the term “Cinderella.”
Your girlfriend correctly picks an upset based on the winning school’s jersey trim.
You’re offended by an arena floor’s color pattern.
CBS switches games.
You can’t figure out a school by its initials on the ticker.
You see a Coach K commercial for American Express.

Take two drinks when:
Your girlfriend correctly picks an upset by picking against you.
Greg Gumbel reminds America that he has never played a competitive sport ever.
A benchwarmer waves a towel enthusiastically.
A coach is sweating more than his players.
You mistake a women’s tournament score on the scrolling scoreboard for men’s.
There are more white than black players on the floor.
You see a Coach K commercial for American Express after Duke has already lost.
You can make out foreign debris in Adam Morrison’s mustache.

Take a shot:
When a one-seed loses.
When you lose an entire region of your bracket to one upset.
If you can name the home states for Bradley, Winthrop, Belmont, and Davidson.
If you know anyone named Bradley, Winthrop, Belmont, or Davidson.

Chug a towel full of floor sweat when:
A 16-seed wins.

Drink until April when:
You lose all of your Final Four picks in the opening weekend.

March 21st, 2006

Betta Don’t be told by the CEO of Diesel that you aren’t dressed trendy enough

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

jimmy fashion model

March 17th, 2006

Betta Do Dan Deacon

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Dan Deacon is an absurdist composer and electronic musician based in Baltimore, Maryland. This video is a seriously amazing example of what he is capable of.


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