Betta Do play the March Madness Drinking Game
Jimmy found a sweet NCAA drinking game on Maxim’s website.
Here are some of the rules:
Take one drink when:
The lower seed wins.
You hear the term “Cinderella.”
Your girlfriend correctly picks an upset based on the winning school’s jersey trim.
You’re offended by an arena floor’s color pattern.
CBS switches games.
You can’t figure out a school by its initials on the ticker.
You see a Coach K commercial for American Express.
Take two drinks when:
Your girlfriend correctly picks an upset by picking against you.
Greg Gumbel reminds America that he has never played a competitive sport ever.
A benchwarmer waves a towel enthusiastically.
A coach is sweating more than his players.
You mistake a women’s tournament score on the scrolling scoreboard for men’s.
There are more white than black players on the floor.
You see a Coach K commercial for American Express after Duke has already lost.
You can make out foreign debris in Adam Morrison’s mustache.
Take a shot:
When a one-seed loses.
When you lose an entire region of your bracket to one upset.
If you can name the home states for Bradley, Winthrop, Belmont, and Davidson.
If you know anyone named Bradley, Winthrop, Belmont, or Davidson.
Chug a towel full of floor sweat when:
A 16-seed wins.
Drink until April when:
You lose all of your Final Four picks in the opening weekend.
on March 23rd, 2006 at 12:17 pm
OMG! Love it! I want to play!?!?!
on March 23rd, 2006 at 12:54 pm
totally, let’s play!
on March 23rd, 2006 at 9:55 pm
betta don’t be duke and get your ass kicked