Betta Dont

There is currently a LOTR musical in Toronto. It received bad reviews, but we’d still go see it.

Wasabi Lobby, brand new sushi place with a great name.

Filed under: brilliance in marketing.

Artist Daniel Edwards created a statue of Britney Spears giving birth. His work of art titled ‘Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston’ will be shown at Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery in Williamsburg April 7 through April 23.

The gallery is a less than five minute walk from our apartment, so we will be checking it out.

This bar was built by students at MIT using the same controller boards as disco dance floors. Look out for the dancing Goomba.

If you’re like us, you are tired of waking up naked and confused in unfamiliar places. That is why we always make sure to always carry a compas and a can of Fabrican, the spray on fabric, because the coast guard ask way fewer questions when you’re draped in sexy fabric.

If you haven’t seen these G.I. Joe PSA’s here is your chance to watch a few of the best.

Body Massage:

Porkchop sandwiches:

Are you tired of people pretending they don’t hear you in clubs and public forums? Get your point across in style with the 1950’s megaphone helmet. Buy it on eBay, currently at $314