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February 26th, 2006

Betta Do Wear A White T-Shirt And Use It As Ledge

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

super gut

UPDATE:

Here is the much requested explanation of this photo. Apparently on Saturday night this otherwise fit looking guy was resting his beer on his strangely spherical gut. It was a bizarre enough gut for Casey to take this photo and then convince the guy to let him rub it for good luck.

Thanks, Casey!

February 25th, 2006

Betta Do wish Kristi a happy birthday

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Today is Krispy’s 30th birthday! Hip hip hooray!

birthday krispy

Betta do celebrate at the Four Faced Liar.

February 24th, 2006

Betta Don’t Skype a celebrity

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Ebay is running an auction where you can bid to Skype with various celebs including: PENELOPE CRUZ, MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY, RACHEL BILSON, KRISTIN CAVALLERI, BROOKE SHIELDS, MELISSA ETHERIDGE.

The money helps the Art of Elysium.

skypester

uhh rachel

link

February 24th, 2006

Betta Do fly with the governor of Kansas

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

While sitting at the airport, Jimmy realized he was sitting across from Kathleen Sebelius, the governor of Kansas. He recognized Sebelius from visiting her in her natural habitat at the Capital Building in fourth grade.
kath dot gov

glamour shots for our govr

BETTA DONT lose your plane ticket right before you are supposed to board the plane.
Jimmy (aka “dumbkid”) somehow lost his ticket during his layover in Milwaukee. Luckily the people at the ticket counter let him board without it. Guess it plays to be a good looking white male (ha!).

February 24th, 2006

Betta Do get excited to see Venom (maybe)

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

It’s official: Spiderman wears the black alien suit in Spiderman 3!!

full size photo: http://chud.com/nextraimages/spideyhuge.jpg

this is fucking awesome

February 23rd, 2006

Betta Don’t be a Swedish nudist in winter

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

“Winter is not the right time of year for outdoor nudism, at least not at Swedish latitudes. But these creations in lovely pig pink might make the time until summer seem shorter.”

that little girl has some issues she needs to work on

nothing is better than relaxing in a super furry nude suit

[ via We Make Money Not Art ]

February 23rd, 2006

Betta Don’t see your mom and friends at Mardi Gras

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

only cookie monster has better googgley eyes

Thanks, James!

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