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February 28th, 2006

Betta Do celebrate “Mardi Gra” with this

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Danielle, one of KB’s best good friends.

18 to party

Filed under: awesome myspace bulletins.

February 28th, 2006

Betta Do be ‘Betta In The Boroughs’

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Brooklyn, betta don’t forgetaboutit!

brooklyn tee

The designer of this shirt writes:

When it’s winter in NYC, and you’re on the subway, still thawing your toes out while the heat in the subway car is already melting your brain, you’re pretty much forced to look at these ads for idyllic islands in the Caribbean. They tell you that, ‘It’s better in the Bahamas.” Well that may be, but don’t forget there are five boroughs in New York, and it’s better in the boroughs too. Hey, Brooklyn has beaches, don’t you know? Ironically offset with palm tree graphics.

buy this shirt

February 28th, 2006

Betta Don’t be a screaming cassette player sliding on a clothesline

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

AAAAAHHHH!


February 27th, 2006

Betta Do see Matisyahu LIVE! in concert

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's, Guest Submissions

this song is about how we rebuilt the temple... literally

Hasidic reggae artist Matisyahu has a show at The Beaumont Club in Westport this Wednesday. Betta Do skip Lost to see this.

Thanks, Party Mix!

February 27th, 2006

Betta Don’t try to outrun Sprint security in a Rascal

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions

its like we are living in the not too distant future

Sprint security officers are 8% more efficient now that they roll around on Segway scooters. With the energy they save by not walking they are now more equipped to chase down fraudulent cell phone users and data thieves when it gets hairy on the Sprint campus.

Thanks, Casey!

February 27th, 2006

Betta Don’t eat a baker’s dozen of Red Lobster Cheese Biscuits

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Fresh off a viewing of True Life: I’m a Competitive Eater, Party Mix killed the competition at Red Lobster by winning the cheese biscuit eating contest. While it’s not a formal contest sanctioned by Red Lobster, the winner does get to take home their entire entree for lunch the next day, as a prize.

filled with rich creamery butter

February 27th, 2006

Betta Do get the top score on Buckhunter at the Abbey

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Jimmy is ranked first in Canada on the Abbey’s Buckhunter. JEALOUS?

jimmy\'s glory

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