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January 25th, 2006

Betta Don’t be depressed

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Yesterday was the most depressing day of the year, according to U.K. psychologist Dr. Cliff Arnall. The model he used to derive this idea was:

{[W + (D-d)] x TQ } / (M x NA)

The equation consists of seven variables: (W) weather, (D) debt, (d) monthly salary, (T) time since Christmas, (Q) time since failed quit attempt, (M) low motivational levels and (NA) the need to take action.

sad kid

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January 25th, 2006

Betta Do have Chemda post on your myspace page

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

The girl, from the podcast Keith and the Girl commented on Jimmy’s myspace in response to a message he left on her myspace page.

the girl
girl2

‘Keith and the Girl’ is a radio show about two clowns in New York City.

January 24th, 2006

Betta Do hurt the economy

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

Reply-to-all e-mails gone insane!

click the picture to see the full image:
emails

thanks, everybody!

January 23rd, 2006

Betta Do make your fat dog earn it

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

We like our dogs big- the fatter the better, but if you want to make your dog get exercise and and a treat then check out The Snack Shotz Treat Launcher!!

fat dog big mac yum

bang bang boom!

[ hey hey boing boing ]

January 23rd, 2006

Betta Do fly from KC to NYC for $27 on Priceline

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Step 1) go to priceline
Step 2) enter the departure and arrive destination and dates
Step 3) enter in $1 when asked to name your price
Step 4) book your $27 flight

pretty fly for priceline

$27 is ROUNDTRIP!!!

January 23rd, 2006

Betta Do go crazy since it’s not my baby

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's, Guest Submissions

the video: http://gorillamask.net/notyourbaby.shtml

uh yea maury just look at his nose i know hes the fahtha

freak dance

maury will bring you back for as many shows as it takes to find the true fawtha

thanks, Jay!

January 22nd, 2006

Betts Don’t watch Bubble Boy

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Jimmy wasted two hours watching Bubble Boy on Comedy Central. It was horrible.

jake bubble

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