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January 31st, 2006

Betta Do pretend to be handicapped

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

We went to buy tickets for the off-Broadway play Dog Sees God and the only seats left were terrible box seats so we faked some physical and mental ailments to snag second row aisle seats reserved for the handicapped.

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  1. Suzberry said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 12:23 am

    HAHAHAHA

  2. PartyMix said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 8:10 am

    “Let’s face it, I have really been handicapped all my life…now I am just getting the recognition that I deserve!” - George from Seinfeld

  3. KC said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 11:34 am

    jimmy, how’s your cousin, does she read this site??

  4. Jimmy said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 11:44 am

    I have lots-o-cousins. some of them read this… :oops:

  5. Em said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 5:07 pm

    Did you guys really do this?!?!

  6. Jimmy said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    Duh! Actually the guy selling us tickets insisted that we were handicapped.

  7. KB said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 5:14 pm

    Basically now we are in spitting range of eliza dushku.

  8. PartyMix said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    Maybe you should have spit on her, but not with your mouth

  9. brandon said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 10:47 pm

    OMG. I hated that play more than anything in the world. Ironically I came out of it mentally handicapped.

  10. KB said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    I hear eLauren said it was good! I’ve never been to a broadyway play or an off broadway play or an o-o-b play so i hope i like this. its got a guy who died on Lost (SHANNON’s bro no less) so how bad can it be? REALLY :cool:

  11. KB said,

    on January 31st, 2006 at 11:38 pm

    so if i have to show up in a diamond studded wheelchair, so be it! the only other option was sitting on stools BEHIND the box seats. BETTA DONT!

  12. eLAUREN said,

    on February 1st, 2006 at 9:20 am

    so did you like it?!

  13. Em said,

    on February 1st, 2006 at 10:41 am

    I also heard if was awful! So I’m excited to see what you guys thought.

  14. KB said,

    on February 1st, 2006 at 11:37 am

    we go a week from this friday.

  15. Jennifer said,

    on April 25th, 2006 at 10:24 am

    Just found your home page its great, it looks like you folks do great service keep up the good work.

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