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January 31st, 2006

Betta Do give Law & Order Valentines

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

Who doesn’t love Law & Order: SVU?

law and love

law and love

Check out the Law & Order Valentines!

[ via Boing Boing ]

January 31st, 2006

Betta Do eat green bean ice cream

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

We ate at Wasabi and they gave us ice cream made from green beans and ginger! KB ate both his and Jimmy’s portions.

very tasty

Big surprise, Jimmy hated it!

hated it

January 31st, 2006

Betta Do pretend to be handicapped

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Betta Do's

We went to buy tickets for the off-Broadway play Dog Sees God and the only seats left were terrible box seats so we faked some physical and mental ailments to snag second row aisle seats reserved for the handicapped.

imf wetawded

January 30th, 2006

Betta Do go to the SoHo Adidas store

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Do's

True or false: the Adidas Store has no front.

its like a swap meet

true

these glasses weren’t in the adidas store but I liked the pic.

can u see me

January 29th, 2006

Betta Don’t put a wig on a Robosapien

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Required reading: Humans United Against Robots (HUAR!!)

it hated the wig

robosapien grrr

robosapien scares me

January 27th, 2006

Betta Don’t buy ‘Potty Time with Elmo’

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts

Apparently some copies of the talking book “Potty Time With Elmo” were programmed to say, “Who wants to die?” The correct statement is, “Who wants to try to go potty?”

elmo poo poo

According to a Local 6 News report, the manufacturer has received more than one complaint about this.

January 25th, 2006

Betta Don’t try to get rid of the hiccups

Posted by B-Boy in Betta Don'ts, Guest Submissions
A man tried to get rid of his newphew’s hiccups by pointing a gun at the child to scare him, but accidentally pulled the trigger and killed him.

kittygunned

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Thanks (we guess), Casey!

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