Jimmy just wanted a slice of Anna Maria’s Pizza last night and after waiting in a line that stretched out the door there was such chaos at the counter that no pizza was ever had.
Liz won a trophy most improved dancer at a party hosted by David Byrne’s record label. There was a box of miscellaneous costumes and Liz wisely chose the leopard then danced with a bunch of other furries and stuffed animals. As a bonus we all got light up tiger swords!!
Fun fact: This was the first trophy Liz has ever won.
Every day we pass by this bakery with these weird things in the window. We don’t know what they are nor do we want to find out.
This guy knows how to push the envelope and it has nothing to do with Tours De France or Sheryl Crow. Not only is he in peak physical condition but is able to maintain an alcohol-fueled sense of confidence at speeds of up to 35mph and possibly on mountains and rocky terrain.
Slip these plates inside your bag, and when the TSA agents look into the monitor, they will see the message you’ve left for them. Not the quickest way to get through the checkpoint, but you might get a laugh… IF that particular agent happens to have a sense of humor. Otherwise, you might as well assume the position.
“A hoard of chuckies hits the streets of New York to promote the release of Child’s Play: Chucky’s 20th Birthday Edition on DVD.”
